You might change your opinion about a certain person after you see which caller ID they set for you.

10 facts about you:

1.You're reading this right now

2. You're realising this is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Mr bean goes on a date but it seems like he doesn't understand very well how things go.

Small commercial with three cowboys entering a bar and getting drinks in their own way.

An old man said:

Erasers are made for those who make mistakes.

A young boy replied:

Erasers are made for those who want to correct their mistakes.

ATTITUDE MATTERS!

Funny animation with a guard and his own way of getting his helmet back.

TACT: 

Is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. 

- Winston Churchill

The story of a viking called Biorn. He is quite old and now the only thing he dreams about is to die proudly in battle, so he can go in Valhalla (the northern's Heaven).  After searching a lot for a good opponent who can defeat him... he eventually found it. A giant succeded to kill him and when Biorn was on the point to enter Valhalla....

Why do we need school?

Music: We have Youtube for that

Sport: There's the Wii

Spanish: There's Dora

English: Everything's shortened anyway

Math: That's why we have calculators

Geography: I'll buy a globe

History: they're all dead anyway.

Question by a Student:
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, than... How could you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?